A non-eMouse: I think it’s pretty obvious who the *real* Cat Pony is here.
Matt: Yes, Cat Pony, it is obvious.
Laurie: Yes, it is obvious that the Cat Pony is you, A non-eMouse.
Matt: I am going to go get my haircut.
Laurie: Okay, cat pony!
Matt: My hair hath been cut!
Laurie: Your mane hath been cut and your paws trimmed, cat pony?
Matt: I had my mane braided.
Laurie: Oh sweet!
Matt: My mane was braided and bows were put into it.
Laurie: Wow! Bows! Only girl cat ponies wear bows… geez.
Matt: You don’t know cat ponies. They were blue bows.
Laurie: My bad. I guess I don’t know cat ponies.
Matt: Only cat ponies don’t know cat ponies.
Laurie: On the contrary, if one knows so much about cat ponies, then they must be a cat pony, cat pony.
Matt: That is not true. You see cat ponies exist inside the cat pony system. If you exist inside a cat pony system, you can’t completely understand the system or know how it works or even know that you exist inside this sort of system. Only a non-cat pony observer outside the system can understand it completely. You exist inside the cat pony system, therefore, you are a cat pony and don’t even know it. Q.E.D.
Laurie: Damn it… I’m a cat pony.
Matt: That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!
An exchange of ideas on October 20, 2010:
Laurie: Cat pony!!!!!!
Matt: No, you’re a cat pony, cat pony!!!!!!
Laurie: Hey… who are you calling a cat pony… cat pony…
Matt: I maybe a Cat Boat, but I am no Cat Pony, Cat Pony!
Laurie: Who are you callin’ a cat pony… Only a cat pony would do such a thing… Aight!!!!
Matt: Cat pony it up, cat pony!
Laurie: I wouldn’t know how to cat pony it up.. But I got a feeling you do….. Cat pony!!!
Matt: I didn’t know cat ponies could fly, cat pony!
Laurie: Well… You flew very well… Just like a cat pony…you may be moving up to cat horse soon.
Matt: Well, I don’t think the Army would let a cat pony run in their ten mile race because the race rules say no cat ponies on the course. What do you got to say about that, cat pony?
Laurie: That’s not what you said when the MPs were carrying you away on a cat pony wagon…
Matt: The only one I saw in the cat pony wagon was you, cat pony.
Laurie: Saddle up cat pony..
Matt: Cat around on your cat hooves, cat pony!
Laurie: All around the mulberry bush the monkey chased the cat pony…. It’s okay that you’re a cat pony.. I accept you just the way you are
If ever in my life I met a catpony… it would be you.. only a catpony would make a catpony blog.. so the real catpony… is YOU
Laurie: But, I think you are also a Cat Pony… you have simply figured out the secrets of Cat Ponyism and so you are a leader of the Cat Pony.  You are the ultimate Cat Pony…
Matt: Cat Pony Prime? The mover that started the world? That’s absurd!
Laurie: Is the truth that hard to accept that you call it absurd?? I bow to Cat Pony prime! The high and mighty Cat Pony. The blue bows in your mane are for Cat Pony royalty. A simple Cat Pony would not understand… but you, the pinnacle at the top of the Cat Pony hierarchy, would!
Matt: Who you calling a Cat Pony, Cat Pony?
Matt: Cat Pony!
Laurie: No, you’re a Cat Pony!
Matt: Who you calling a Cat Pony, Cat Pony?
