A non-eMouse

A non-eMouse: I think it’s pretty obvious who the *real* Cat Pony is here.

Matt: Yes, Cat Pony, it is obvious.

Laurie: Yes, it is obvious that the Cat Pony is you, A non-eMouse.

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Cat Pony mane cut

Matt: I am going to go get my haircut.

Laurie: Okay, cat pony!

Matt: My hair hath been cut!

Laurie: Your mane hath been cut and your paws trimmed, cat pony?

Matt: I had my mane braided.

Laurie: Oh sweet!

Matt: My mane was braided and bows were put into it.

Laurie: Wow! Bows!  Only girl cat ponies wear bows… geez.

Matt: You don’t know cat ponies.  They were blue bows.

Laurie: My bad.  I guess I don’t know cat ponies.

Matt: Only cat ponies don’t know cat ponies.

Laurie: On the contrary, if one knows so much about cat ponies, then they must be a cat pony, cat pony.

Matt: That is not true.  You see cat ponies exist inside the cat pony system.  If you exist inside a cat pony system, you can’t completely understand the system or know how it works or even know that you exist inside this sort of system.  Only a non-cat pony observer outside the system can understand it completely.  You exist inside the  cat pony system, therefore, you are a cat pony and don’t even know it.  Q.E.D.

Laurie: Damn it… I’m a cat pony.

Matt: That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!

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Saddle up cat pony..

An exchange of ideas on October 20, 2010:

Laurie: Cat pony!!!!!!

Matt: No, you’re a cat pony, cat pony!!!!!!

Laurie: Hey… who are you calling a cat pony… cat pony…

Matt: I maybe a Cat Boat, but I am no Cat Pony, Cat Pony!

Laurie: Who are you callin’ a cat pony… Only a cat pony would do such a thing… Aight!!!!

Matt: Cat pony it up, cat pony!

Laurie: I wouldn’t know how to cat pony it up.. But I got a feeling you do….. Cat pony!!!

Matt: I didn’t know cat ponies could fly, cat pony!

Laurie: Well… You flew very well… Just like a cat pony…you may be moving up to cat horse soon.

Matt: Well, I don’t think the Army would let a cat pony run in their ten mile race because the race rules say no cat ponies on the course. What do you got to say about that, cat pony?

Laurie: That’s not what you said when the MPs were carrying you away on a cat pony wagon…

Matt: The only one I saw in the cat pony wagon was you, cat pony.

Laurie: Saddle up cat pony..

Matt: Cat around on your cat hooves, cat pony!

Laurie: All around the mulberry bush the monkey chased the cat pony…. It’s okay that you’re a cat pony.. I accept you just the way you are

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I am so not a catpony… you are a catpony

If ever in my life I met a catpony… it would be you.. only a catpony would make a catpony blog.. so the real catpony… is YOU

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Cat Pony Prime

Laurie: But, I think you are also a Cat Pony… you have simply figured out the secrets of Cat Ponyism and so you are a leader of the Cat Pony.   You are the ultimate Cat Pony

Matt: Cat Pony Prime?  The mover that started the world?  That’s absurd!

Laurie: Is the truth that hard to accept that you call it absurd??  I bow to Cat Pony prime!  The high and mighty Cat Pony.  The blue bows in your mane are for Cat Pony royalty.  A simple Cat Pony would not understand… but you, the pinnacle at the top of the Cat Pony hierarchy, would!

Matt: Who you calling a Cat Pony, Cat Pony?

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So it begins…

Matt: Cat Pony!

Laurie: No, you’re a Cat Pony!

Matt: Who you calling a Cat Pony, Cat Pony?

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